Heywood BrounThinkers

Accomplishment is a thign whose cologne is sweat.

Appeasement is the belief that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.

Appeasement is the believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.

An Appeaser is one who believes that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.

Chicago is a double newark.

The City is a place where spring is served a la carte rather than in heaping portions. Trees dig their roots down among water pipes and gas mains and thrust their way up through dust and cinders. Tulips, for their part, never bloom quite so red as when they show their head in a park avenue flower bed between the traffic. Manhattan nature lovers love her best because we know so little about her.

Easter is the story of the fundamental fight between life and death, between hope and despair.

Fanatic is a great leader who is just entering the room.

Gambling is an urge so universal and its practice so pleasurable that it cannot but be evil.

Humor is not immune from the influence of power. A rich man's joke is always funny.

Humor is grit in the evolutionary process.

Immortality is a concept that rests not less on the hope of going on, but on the hope of beginning again.