Hugh LeonardThinkers

Chicago is a city where men are men and the police take VISA.

Hamlet is a great play, but there are far too many quotations in it.

Hunting is the most effective way of getting rid of vermin - providing a sufficient number of them fall off their horses and break their necks.

Ireland is a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

The Irishman is someone who, if you do him a favor, you make an enemy for life.

Joseph Conrad is a writer whom reading is like gargling with broken glass.

Michael Caine is a man who can out-act any -- well nearly any -- telephone kiosk you care to mention.

Tea is the champagne of the poor.