Hugo ClausThinkers

The Critic is only useful for getting your name in the newspapers.

Death is a child's disease, it always arrives too early.

A Dutchman is a bulldozer of justice.

Happiness is the absence of unhappiness.

A Journalist is someone who combines the I.Q. of a flatfish with the morality of a tapeworm.

A Professor is someone who can explain the creative work of a self-taught person.

Writing is a kind of conversation between yourself and someone you don't know.