J.B. MortonThinkers

Economy is cutting down other people's wages.

A Gesticulation is any movement made by a foreigner.

An Island is a small piece of land surrounded on all sides by traffic.

The Library is a room in a country house where the murders take place.

Marriage is a vulgar effort on the part of dull people to bring boredom to a fine art.

A Pedestrian is anyone who is knocked down by a motor car.

The Pen is mightier than the sword - and considerably easier to write with.

Prodigy is a child who plays the piano when he ought to be in bed.

A Prophet is anyone who says that anything will happen.

Richard Wagner is the Puccini of music.