James AgateThinkers

Bronchitis is a disease afflicting theatre audiences.

The Englishman is one who instinctively admires any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

An Epic is a movie with Charlton Heston in it.

George Bernard Shaw is a writer whose plays are the price we pay for his prefaces.

Incest is not so bad in moderation: it's both handy and cheap.

Incest is unfairly maligned — What's wrong with a little incest? It is both handy and cheap.

Katharine Hepburn is a woman with a cheekbone like a death's head allied to a manner as sinister and aggressive as crossbones.

Modesty is The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it..

The Theater is a place for entertainment where people go who have colds.

A Theater director is a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.