Jan SchepensThinkers

Ballet is an opportunity for arms and legs to talk.

Bigamy is proof that one plus one can make three.

Clothing is nudity in its most refined form.

The Deputy is the second-in-command who frequently has to lead.

Divorce is the best way to replace the first mistake by a second.

Giving is letting someone have something you didn't want anyway.

Ignorance is an excuse that you can only use once.

Monday is victim of Sunday.

Saving money is gathering and keeping nuts till the day you have no more teeth.

Tomorrow is a synonym of "never."