Jane WagnerThinkers

Bipedalism is likely the result of man wanting to free up their hands for masturbation.

Family is the people most likely to give you the flu.

Infinity is time on an ego trip.

Madness is like a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside... as such, losing your mind can be a peak experience.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

Truth is the best mind-altering drug.