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is always trying to get into your brain. So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. -Jason Love

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Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.

is what happens when you're not watching television.

is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics.

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics.

is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

is not free so long as there's a jingle in your head.

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.