Jean KerrThinkers

Air travel is unnatural — airplanes are a lot like diets; they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Divorce is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The Divorce lawyer is no more comfortable with a friendly divorce than a good mortician would be if, after he finished his job, the patient were to sit up on the table.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hypocrisy is the very way we learn — we pretend to be polite and then, eventually, we become polite.

Man (human) is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually. he becomes polite.

Marriage is something like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.