Jim Gaffigan
7 July 1966-
kale, n.
Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.
Kale is spinach with hair on it.
salad dressing, n.
Salad dressing is lettuce gravy.
swiss cheese, n.
Swiss cheese is like an old sock: It has holes, and kinda smells.
Jim Gaffigan