Jimmy CannonThinkers

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Croquet is the polo of senility.

Fishing is an excuse to drink in the daytime.

A Hockey puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

A Knuckleball is a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Lingerie is an article of clothing that, when a man buys, he acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

Politics is the art of knowing what to do next.

Radio is the rape of the elements.

Spring is nature taking up its option on the world.

Tennis is a sport that no one is more serious about than a weekend player.