Joe E. LewisThinkers

Alcoholism is drinking to forget one drinks.

Drinking is a thing people do to forget they drink.

A Mistress is what goes between a mister and a mattress.

Scotch whisky is a thing one ought not drink with water, for it is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.

Taxation is so high these days that you might as well marry for love.

Whisky is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.