Joel RothmanThinkers

America is the only country in the world where people jog ten miles a day for exercise, then take elevators up to the mezzanine.

Autumn is when leaves slowly turn from green to brown to gold to litter.

A Conservationist is a person who pours trouble on oiled waters.

Dandruff is hair pollution.

The Desert is a region that's constantly in need of a flood transfusion.

The Desert is the best place to move if you can't save for a rainy day.

An Ecologist is someone who writes a 1,000 page book asking where have all the trees gone.

An Environmentalist is someone concerned with the influence of affluence.

Pollution is grime in the streets.

Pollution is the contamination of Mother Nature by human nature.

Water pollution is cirrhosis of the river.