John CiardiThinkers

Boredom is what happens when you lose contact with the universe.

A Boy is a hurry on its way to doing nothing.

The Constitution of the US is a document that gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money has gone.

Honesty is the ability to resist small temptations.

Inflation is the idea that a dollar saved is a quarter earned.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle- aged, and the mutual depend· ence of the old.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

A Neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.

Patience is the art of caring slowly.