John CleeseThinkers

Baseball is an American sport in which, when they have a world series, they don't ask other countries to participate.

Cluelessness is insurmountable since those who have no idea what they are doing genuinely have no idea that they don't know what they're doing.

Creativity is not an ability that you either have or do not have. It is, for example, and this may surprise you, absolutely unrelated to IQ, provided you're intelligent above a certain minimal level.

English cuisine's one contribution to the world is the chip.

Laughter is a force of democracy in that it's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter.

Laughter is a force for democracy.

Political correctness is like a granny arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time... her presence makes everyone buttoned up, self-conscious, and artificially well-behaved until she leaves.

The Roman is a people who've done very little for us apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health.

The Wasp is the Nazi of the insect world.