John OliverThinkers

Big Pharma is a bit like high school boyfriends: They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

Brexit is self-destructive — Britain is basically Pompeii if Pompeii had voted for the volcano.

A Cadbury Creme Egg is the taste of mermaid placenta covered in candle wax.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

A Cranberry is a cherry that hates you

A Vaccine is a needle filled with science juice.