automation

Freudian slip

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is getting out of control. A coffee vending machine that fails to spit out a cup even drinks the coffee for you.

An Irish immigrant walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labelled 'Coffee, double cream, sugar'. No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. 'Now, that's real automation!' the Irishman exclaimed. 'This thing even drinks it for you.' (Osho 'walking in zen sitting in zen: 30)

Freudian slips happen to the breast of us.

is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

is no liar. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else.

Lawyers are not liars. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else.

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