Katharine WhitehornThinkers

Accountancy is so 'creative' these days that who needs cheating?

The Annual (flower) is the one that never comes up at all.

The Biennial (flower) is the one that dies this year instead of next.

Christmas is a holiday which, from a comercial point of view, if it did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

A Committee is only of the slightest use when it is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

England is merely an island of beef swimming in a warm gulf stream of gravy.

A Good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The Perennial | flower is the one that grows like weeds.

Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.

September is different from all other months. It is more magical. One feels the strange chemical change in the earth which produces mushrooms.