Kathy LetteThinkers

Breakfast in bed is something you can only get these days by sleeping in the kitchen.

Giving birth is like taking one car jack, inserting into rectum, pump to maximum height and replacing it with a jack-hammer.

Marriage is the medical term for a woman paralyzed from the waist down and the neck up.

Monogamy is difficult -- many people think it's something you make dining tables out of.

Producing is no easy thing. Most movie moguls couldn't produce a urine sample.

Psychiatry is a waste of good couches.

Psychiatry is making a psychiatrist laugh and then paying him for it.

Television is the haunted goldfish bowl.