Keith RichardsThinkers

The Guitar is an easy instrument, requiring only 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole.

Rap music is a form of music with so many words, and so little said.

Rap music is a genre whose biggest accomplishment was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there and that there's an enormous market for people who can't tell one note from another.

Rock and Roll is music for the neck downwards.