Ken LivingstoneThinkers

Journalism is a squalid and irresponsible little profession, and nothing prepares you for how bad Fleet Street really is until it craps on you from a great height.

Journalism is so biased that if one blows one's nose, they'll say you're trying to spread germ warfare.

The Statesman is a politician who has just died.

Voting is such that if it really changed anything, they'd abolish it.