Laurence J. PeterThinkers

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

A Book is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend.

A Bore is a fellow talker who can change the subject to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

A Censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Cleaning is a process that involves making something else dirty.

A Conservative is a liberal who went into a holding pattern.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudice.

An Executive is a man who is always annoying the hired help by asking them to do something.