Lee Daniel QuinnThinkers

A Beauty salon is a business founded on the motto: "a thing of beauty is a job forever."

The Feminist is a female that prefers plots and plans to pots and pans.

The Feminist is a woman who complains that all the sperm donors are men.

Glamour is that indefinable "something" of a girl with a large bosom.

Intolerance is what leads a woman to contradict her husband even before he has said anything.

Marriage is a word that should be pronounced as "mirage."

A Mother-in-law is a person who cannot see where mother-love ends and meddling begins.

Mother's day is an occasion which occurs twice a year: once in June and then when school reopens in September.