Lenny BruceThinkers

Church is a racket — Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall.

Communism is one big phone company.

Crucifixion is just one of those parties which got out of hand.

Drugs is like kissing god.

A Duck is a seventy-five per cent obscene word.

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Judaism is the very essence of New York. if you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.

The Liberal is a person who can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Life is a four-letter word.