Malcolm de ChazalThinkers

Adultery is a stimulant to men, but a sedative to women.

Age is wont to add a pane of glass each year to the lantern of the eye.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Beige is orange beaten stiff. Dredge in blue, knead the paste, and you have gray.

The Bible is a book which either reads us or is worthless.

Death is the bowel movement of the soul evacuating the body by intense pressure on the spiritual anus.

The Family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

The Flower is a jumble of thighs in the sun's harem; the most oriental thing imaginable.

The Flower is absent any weekday-self, dressed as it always is in Sunday clothes.

Laughter is regional: A smile extends over the whole face.

Love is a toboggan in which those who are joined become each other's vehicle.