Christmas

criminal

is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

is one in whom the heart of a ten-year-old boy still beats.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.

Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.

 takes many forms. If you don't like your job, don't go on strike, just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!