Maurice ChevalierThinkers

Charm is what remains when all the rest has vanished.

Dating is unreliable — many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Falling in love is often done in a light so dim one would not have chosen a suit by it.

Middle age is the most beautiful of all. We're old enough to recognize past mistakes, but still young enough to make new ones.

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.

An Optimist is someone who believes he has a good chance of winning the football pools and hardly any chance of dying in a car accident.

Picking up women is tricky — many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.