Molly IvinsThinkers

Camille Paglia is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

Capitalism is not going to be destroyed by an outside challenger like communism - it will be destroyed by its own internal greed.

The Cynic is hard to argue against because they have so much evidence on their side.

Dallas is the kind of town that would have rooted for Goliath to beat David.

Emotion is like an unpleasant relative. A long-distance call once or twice a year is more than enough, for if we get in touch with them, there is always the fear that they might come to stay.

Michael Jackson is a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.

The Newspaper is not just dying, it's committing suicide.

Ronald Reagan is a man who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency.

Satire is the weapon of the powerless against the powerful, and when aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel, it's vulgar.

Satire is the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.