California

housewife

is a place where the only thing people read is the license plate in front of them.

The only thing Californians read is the license plate in front of them.

is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon

is no good --- every time a doctor whispers in the hospital, next day there's a funeral.

I can't stand whispering. Every time a doctor whispers in the hospital, next day there's a funeral.