Nigel Rees
5 June 1944-
birth, n.
Birth is a hereditary disease.
celibacy, n.
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
democracy, n.
Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.
life, n.
Life is a post-natal depression.
monogamy, n.
Monogamy is what leaves a lot to be desired.
prejudice, n.
Prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
Nigel Rees