Noel CowardThinkers

A Bed is the perfect climate.

Cocktail party is a device for paying off obligations to people you wouldn't want to invite to dinner.

Criticism is great just so long as it is unqualified praise.

The Irishman is charming, soft-voiced, quarrelsome, priest-ridden, feckless, and happily devoid of the slightest integrity in our stodgy English sense of the word.

Manners is the outward expression of expert interior decoration.

Modern art is a square lady with three breasts and a guitar up her crotch.

Oscar Wilde is a tiresome, effected sod.

Pageantry is the sort of thing the British overdo so well.

Prejudice is the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.

Randolph Churchill is a man utterly unspoilt by failure.