O.A. BattistaThinkers

Adolescence is that period when a young man would never believe that someday he will become bald.

America is the only country in the world where beauty is more celebrated than talent.

A Bore is a failure who is proud of his pedigree.

The Cemetery is a place where a lot of over-ambitious young men come to a dead stop.

Character is the ability to win an argument by keeping your mouth shut.

Character is what it takes to destroy your enemies by praising them.

Conceit is an obvious illness to everyone but the person who suffers from it.

Courage is what it takes to pass a State Trooper even when you can keep within the speed limit.

Credit (financial) is something a man gets in one department store which enables him to buy something else in another.

Death is the one final exam we all fail.

Dignity is the art of making yourself heard without boasting.