P.G. WodehouseThinkers

An Accordion is a stomach Steinway.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

Apologizing never should be done, for the right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Boyhood is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

A Butler is a solemn procession of one.

The Cat is still aware that in ancient egypt it was worshipped as Gods. It thus sets itself up as critic and censor of the frail and erring human beings whose lot it shares.

Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.

The Frenchman is a coward who forces his own children to drink wine.

Golf is like measles, in that it should be caught young.

Hunting is interesting only if you are at the right end of the gun.