Peter DarboThinkers

An Actuary is an accountant with a sense of humor.

An Apology is a good way to have the last word.

Conversation is a form of communication in which some men never stop to think and some women never think to stop.

A Definition is worse off for the fact that we use words in making them.

An Executive is someone who talks with visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

A Lie (noun) is the truth, dressed and not bare.

Luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

Middle age is the conflict between Mother Nature and Father Time.

An Optimist is the one who says on his birthday, 'Today I am a year younger than next year!.'

An Orthodontist is a guy who braces the kids and straps the parents.