Peter UstinovThinkers

America is a place where, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

An Award is a thing which to refuse amounts to another way of accepting it with more noise than is normal.

The Child cuts its teeth on the bones of the parents.

Cricket (sport) is a game so doggedly peculiar and dangerous that no foreign nations have ever adopted it.

Democracy is a system antithetical to corruption. Corruption is in fact nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

A Dialogue is a good monologue spoiled by somebody else talking.

A Diplomat is a head-waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.

Heckling is a situation in which the house-lights should immediately be trained on them, for they tend to be like owls in that they cannot hoot comfortably when illuminated.

Immortality 1s 2nly example is found in children.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.