Pierre DaninosThinkers

A Bourgeois is someone who only is what he owns.

A Contraceptive is a part of masked love.

A Cynic is a person who says out loud what we're all thinking.

England is rain, cricket and a decent queue.

England is boring — it is not inconceivable that the reason it has not been invaded since 1066 is that foreigners are afraid of having to spend a Sunday there.

The Englishman is a people best explained in terms of tea, roast beef and rain, for a people is first what it eats, drinks and gets pelted with.

France is a country divided into 60.000.000 Frenchmen.

Humor is a joyful plant showered with sadness.

An Ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction.

Rest is the cellulitis of the mind.