Red SkeltonThinkers

Congress is bingo with billions.

Detroit is a city where you can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime.

The Enemy is not to be hated... after all, you made 'em.

Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery, it's plagiarism.

Old age is summed up in three signs: Loss of memory . . . I forget the other two.

A Speech is best when least like the horns of a steer; a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.

The Television is the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.

Television is the device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

Time is a glutton who eats up life.