adult

bachelor

barbecue

dating

divorce

dry cleaning

gentleman

Hollywood

human nature

life

Los Angeles

man (male)

marriage

menopause

monogamy

plastic surgery

poodle

sleep

spitting

wealthy

occupation / innovator as

film actor

screenwriter

actor

nationality

American

voice actor

race / ethnicity

American Jews

is one who has never vacuumed behind a couch.

As far as I know, a single man has never vacuumed behind a couch. RITA RUDNER

is liked by men because men like to cook only if danger is involved.

Men like to barbecue. Men like to cook only if danger is involved.

is of such high likelihood, that when dating a guy, one ought to ask themselves, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

When I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with'

is a good way to meet a man --- The men who frequent them usually have jobs and bathe.

A good place to meet a man is the dry cleaner's. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

is a place where remarriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood, marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

is a city where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.

We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.Rita Rudner

is such a transient town that one can actually rent a dog.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

is best predicated on the question: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with.

is more urgent for women because women's dresses usually button and zip in the back, so they need men to help them get dressed.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help US get dressed.

is a lot less fun for females than it is for males. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

is not something you should go in for if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

is a dog that other dogs likely think are members of some weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

is likely thought by other dogs to be members of a weird religious cult.

is the best of all worlds: you get to be alive and unconscious.

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