Robert ByrneThinkers

Abortion is a way to stop crime at its source.

Change is ubiquitous. Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Confidence is always overconfidence.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Divorce is sometimes a result of couples running out of gift ideas.

A Eunuch is a man who has had his works cut out for him.

Gift giving is difficult — One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Life's purpose is a life of purpose.

Masturbation's advantage over intercourse is that it's less competitive.

The Meaning of life is to have a purpose. The purpose of life is a life of purpose.