Robert OrbenThinkers

Amnesia is nature's way of saying. "Forget it!"

An Audit is a tax debate.

Confession is best reserved for one's enemies. They're the only ones who really want to hear about your troubles.

A Consultant is a mother-in-law with an attache case.

Corporal punishment is wrong. One ought never raise your hand to your children: It leaves your midsection unprotected.

An Economist is a person who earns his living by predicting that it will be hot in August, cold in January ... but not necessarily.

An Election seems to only bre had so we can find out if the polls were right.

The Garbage disposal is an American appliance that probably eats better than thirty per cent of the people in the world.

Graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.

Health is one of those thing that if you just quit worrying about it, It'll go away.