Sam EwingThinkers

60 (age) is a wonderful age, especially if you're 70.

Character is something a person has or is.

Charisma is that mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have.

The Computer is like a bikini; it save people a lot of guesswork.

Contract is an agreement made up of big words and little type.

The Credit card is the library card of adulthood. Both take you to exotic, faraway places.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

June is this is the time of the year when people get out and dig in the dirt; some with a garden hoe, others with a golf club.

Laughter is great medicine for what ails you, and there are only good side effects.