Sam LevensonThinkers

40 (age) is when life begins, but so does arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person

Being smart is simple. Just think of something stupid to say, then say the opposite.

Childhood is a time of rapid changes. Between the ages of twelve and seventeen , a parent can age 30 years.

The Grandparent is a person who gets along so well with their grandchildren because they have a common enemy.

The Grandparent is the simplest toy which even the youngest child can operate.

Insanity is hereditary... you can get it from your children.

A Pedestrian is someone who thought he had put gas in his tank.

Self-reliance is as important as it is convenient. If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one on the end of your arm.