Scott Adams
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Art is knowing which mistakes to keep while creativity is allowing oneself to make them.
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A Consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
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A Consultant is credible first and foremost because he is not dumb enough to work at your company.
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A Difficulty is not always something you can solve. Sometimes the best you can do is move the turd to another pocket.
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The Engineer is one for whom, if there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems, operating, as they do, under the believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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The Engineer is unable to look at a television remote control without wondering what it would take to turn it into a stun gun or take a shower without pondering some sort of teflon coating to make showering unnecessary.
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The Engineer is one who is of the believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.