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A Husband is someone who is really broken in when he can understand every word his wife isn't saying.

Insomnia is a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own feet while reclining on couches.

Psychology is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own feet while reclining on couches.

Self-restraint is feeling your oats without sowing them.