Simon CarmiggeltThinkers

40 (age) is the age at which people realise that will have to deal with the truth about themselves, heavy stuff, that almost nobody wants to face.

The Chicken is a walking layer of eggs inevitably on its way to the knife and fork.

Chinese (language) is a language in which very wise things have been said, but that sounds to a Westerner like the sound of a moving bicycle wheel.

The Cow is the solid citizen of the animal world, who finds contentment at the low level of eating and drinking.

Culture is the method with which a man stops himself from doing what his lower ego wants him to.

Despair is the dark little sister of happiness.

Drinking is jumping off a roof and expecting to fall only one floor down.

Education is trying to fill a new generation with your own prejudices.

The Humorist is a writer who is read by ordinary people and yet overlooked by serious critics.

Journalism is habitual superfluousness.