Simon R. Gladdish
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christianity, n.
Christianity is the last refuge of the confused.
golf, n.
Golf is outdoor billiards on a grander scale.
jean-paul sartre, n.
Jean-Paul Sartre is a frog who looked like a toad.
plagiarism, n.
Plagiarism is the literary equivalent of child abduction.
prison, n.
Prison is a clumsy solution to an intractable problem.
reality, n.
Reality is an illusion caused by corporations.
religion, n.
Religion is the last refuge of the desperate.
Simon R. Gladdish