Spike MilliganThinkers

Being late is sometimes unavoidable. Some people are always late, like the late King George V.

Chopsticks is one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Contraception is most suitably used on every conceivable occasion.

The Contraceptive should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Education is not everything. For a start it isn't an elephant.

Getting rich is characterized by a secret longing in us all for the chance to prove that money can't make us happy.

Happiness is a yesterday thing.

Money cannot buy friends, but it can buy a better class of enemy.

Seasickness is a sickness whose surest cure is to sit under a tree.

The Shark is scary, but only in a water situation.