Spiro T. AgnewThinkers

The Intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

A Journalist is an effete impudent snob who characterizes himself as an intellectual.

The Newspaper is often fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

Sports is one of the few activities where young people can proceed along traditional avenues, where objectives are clear, where the desire to win is not only permissible, but encouraged.