Stanley DavisThinkers

A Connoisseur is someone who can sip a glass of wine and tell you not only what year it was bottled, but who jumped on the grapes.

A Lap dog is a place with all kinds of gambling devices: roulette tables, slot machines, wedding chapels ...

Las Vegas is a city where one will find all kinds of gambling devices - roulette tables, slot machines, wedding chapels.

An Optimist is a man who gets married at 93 and buys a house near a school.