Stephen LeacockThinkers

The Canadian is one who uses English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

Dimples many men fall in love with and then they make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

A Friend is a man who has the same enemies you have.

Hockey is an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.

Humor is the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

Luck is the thing you have more of the harder you work.

Modernity is an age that began with Einstein in 1905 when he announced that there was no such thing as absolute rest; after which there never was.

Political economy is a field of knowledge that "has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

Punning is following conversation as a shark follows a ship

A Sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.